Adult SMS

A MAN’s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

SHOHAR Suhag rat k baad



SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Begam Tumhare Lye kelay



Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,
Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon…
Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?

Fact about cars


Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Fact about cars



Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam


SHARABI.
Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam,
kitne Naram,
kitne Pink,
Meethe & Geele hain.
Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal

What’s Nasbandi ?



What’s Nasbandi…….?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…

Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai



Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.

Beebiji saari uthao


Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…

Viagra Q?



1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:
1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah
2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes
3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More
4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah
5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah
6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear
the mightiest man apart by just these three words.
‘IS IT IN?!

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!