Adult SMS

A MAN’s Sad Story: Yesterday was my Birthday My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids I went to Work & my friends Didnt, I went to my cabin My Secretary said: Happy Birthday Boss I felt Special Than I was invited to Her Flat She said: Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute? SHOHAR Suhag rat k baad SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya? / B’V =aap ko aaya? / SHOHAR= bohat! / BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia. Begam Tumhare Lye kelay Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya? Fact about cars Fact about cars ! agey wali seat pe bachon...

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Birthday sms

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday.. Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!! This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper...

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Kiss sms

I pressed my lips to yours, my love,To taste your kiss so sweetYou held me for a minute, love,And that moment so soon did fleet Kiss is a bootcamp Kiss is a bootcamp, of doing something sweet and tasted, that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation untill generation. Just A Kiss A sweet & loving person like u needs no message…. ,,0*0,, JUST A ;;”_ _”;; KISS! ;( * ): _>_.<_ Muahh! 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses no stars 2 wish, no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell, just a loneliness 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite?? kis kis ko kiss karoon kis kis ko kiss karoon kis kis ko miss karoon tum ko miss karoon to kis kis...

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