Adult SMS

A MAN’s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

SHOHAR Suhag rat k baad



SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Begam Tumhare Lye kelay



Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,
Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon…
Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?

Fact about cars


Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Fact about cars



Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam


SHARABI.
Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam,
kitne Naram,
kitne Pink,
Meethe & Geele hain.
Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal

What’s Nasbandi ?



What’s Nasbandi…….?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…

Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai



Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.

Beebiji saari uthao


Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…

Viagra Q?



1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:
1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah
2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes
3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More
4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah
5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah
6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear
the mightiest man apart by just these three words.
‘IS IT IN?!

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!

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Birthday sms

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday..

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

 Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

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Kiss sms

I pressed my lips to yours, my love,

To taste your kiss so sweet

You held me for a minute, love,

And that moment so soon did fleet

Kiss is a bootcamp

Kiss is a bootcamp,
of doing something sweet and tasted,
that at the end it can drive you to the next step
that can build a generation to generation untill generation.

Just A Kiss

A sweet & loving person like u
needs no message….
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;”_ _”;;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_ Muahh!

1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite??

kis kis ko kiss karoon

kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon

The first day i kissed you

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day
i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.
thanks god an angel came into my life!

i will kiss ur lips without fear

U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i”ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

Your kiss balance is getting low

Dear customer!
your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st August 2008

kisses Spread Germs

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated…
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I”m Vaxinated

Got a gift 4 u

Got a gift 4 u!
No cost!
No batteries required!
Tax free,
performs silently,
extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME 2 U

I want to Kiss you


i want to KISS u.
plz KISS me.
jald koi B nahi hay foran karo.
jaldi karo na….
K
I
S
S
KISS
Means
k.koi
I.intersting
S.sms
S.send karo.
so.KISS Me plz

I kiss you



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(( )) (( ))
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“1 kaAm karun?”
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(( )) (( ))
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“h0nt paR”
“I kiSs You”

I Want A KISS


I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!! ;)

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.



Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

You my friend may kiss my lips!!


The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!!

There are Tulips in my garden



There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park. but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

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